my boo ;) ain’t he CUTE?

And this is how I died.

When I went to my room,

I wanted to poo

And I went to the washroom

To sit on the loo.

But when I pull the handle,

The door did not click,

So I lit up a candle

And burned my friend’s dick.

I said I’m sorry,

But he wanted me dead,

He forbid me to go to his party,

Or he’ll cut off my head.

But I still went to his house,

‘Cus his sister’s a beauty,

And he gave me a mouse

To shove it up my booty.

I said I’m sorry,

And I don’t have a booty,

But he didn’t accept my apology,

And that was the end of me.